I am quickly learning that people in the job market, especially those of us who choose to use resources as
Monster.com and
Dice.com, are considered to be willful guinea pigs on which the likes of headhunters, recruiters, and other vampiric subhumans looking make you their latest kill. These brilliant minds, who for the most part are hired by organizations seeking employment but too lazy to do the required research to discover what skillsets they need, are the next generation of grepping ADD kids looking for their next sweet snack.
First of all, I try to make it as clear as possible that I am seeking employment in 2 locations, Chicago and Philadelphia. Secondly, I make it clear that I am still currently employed and that I can't drop what I'm doing at a moment's notice. Thirdly, anyone with an ounce of job intuition would understand that most skilled techs would not leave a steady job opportunity for a short contract gig no matter how good the pay is or how prestigious the hiring organization is. I could go on and on about how clueless most tech recruiters are, but I'll stop for the sake of the readers.
Consider for a moment the job listing I was offered from the
World Bank. The recruiter calls me on the phone before even contacting me via e-mail. Oh, and by the way, if you are a
TECH RECRUITER, please understand that
I don't answer my phone at work unless you happen to be A)
Goo, B) my Mom, or C)
Rip Taylor (who happens to be my personal mirth coach). So sorry to the rest of you who need me to pick up the phone immediately. I'd prefer my coworkers (who are notorious eavesdroppers on phone conversations) and my boss (who's office is right next to mine and separated only by a paper thin wall) not know intimate details of my life. Anyway, after the phone call, I got an e-mail from this recruiter stating the position, terms, and responsibilities. One need not be psychic to know that I wouldn't be interested in working for the World Bank, all one would need to do is look closely at my resume and note that I currently work for a nonprofit social service organization that tries to help people, not bankrupt small African nations. Secondly, I don't recall telling anyone that I wanted to move to Washington D.C.!
Maybe if these morons did more than just scan my resume for buzzwords and skill sets, they might be able to save some time weeding thru people like me. Statements like, "I've had a chance to read your resume and I'd like a chance to speak with you more in-depth to learn more about you," are an obvious confession that they didn't read shit.
Anyway, all that having been said, I am indeed looking for a new gig. If you are a job recruiter for a living, I apologise to you for the fact that you have an incredibly stressful job of trying to find frantic people jobs, but seriously ... practice some reading comprehension before you contact me.